Have you seen Death lately? If you’re lucky enough, you can snap a shot of Death before it retires for good in the Bahamas. Last time on sight, eye witnesses reported Death was riding a bike. What will your video of Death show us?
Send us the link to your film to email@example.com. The footage with the highest number of views wins a prize to hang out with Death on a white sanded beach and cocktails in hand.*
No gore. No porn. No pooping, peeing, vomiting. No violence. No political, religious, racial themes either. If your video is deemed offensive for any of the aforementioned reasons or just because it’s gross and you have no shame, you will be automatically disqualified from the contest.
You’ve been warned. Now get your cameras rolling and catch you on YouTube.
You can also catch death on Facebook.
*Terms and conditions apply. When entering into a contract with death, it’s good to read the fine print. You can check out all of the contest rules here.
For more tips on where you might catch death, check out our newest release, the humorous fantasy Death, the Devil, and the Goldfish by Andrew Buckley.
From the Bahamas to Heathrow airport, to the rain soaked streets of London the dead have ceased dying.
This is inconvenient for a number of reasons but what’s the real reason behind the chaos?
In London we find Nigel Reinhardt, a disgraced, confused, and gifted London police constable who owns a prophetic goldfish. In Ireland the Angel of Death questions the value and position of his current employment. At Majestic Technologies Celina McMannis works diligently on a top secret project. At the South Pole there lives a very unhappy penguin.
When the Devil hatches a nefarious plot to take over the world by possessing a cute little kitty and seizing a factory of robotic Christmas elves it’s up to Nigel and his group of unlikely companions to save the world or die trying… or both.